Pickering, why can't a woman be more like a man?
Hmm?
Yes...
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historic'ly fair;
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Well, why can't a woman be like that?
Why does ev'ryone do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up- well, like their father instead?
Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please;
Whenever you are with them, you're always at ease.
Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours? 
Of course not!
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
Nonsense.
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?
Never. 
Well, why can't a woman be like you?
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there's one with slight defects;
One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit.
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can't a woman take after like a man?
Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
Of course not!
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
Nonsense.
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
Never.
Well, why can't a woman be like us?
Mrs. Pearce, you're a woman...
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps.
Ready to help you through any mishaps.
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum.
Why can't a woman be a chum?
Why is thinking something women never do?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?
Why can't a woman behave like a man?
If I was a woman who'd been to a ball,
Been hailed as a princess by one and by all;
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing?
And carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going?
Why can't a woman be like me?

hmm..... i dunno... may be...

"Marry Freddy." What an infantile idea. What a heartless,
wicked, brainless thing to do. But she'll regret, she'll
regret it. It's doomed before they even take the vow!
I can see her now, Mrs. Freddy Eynsford-Hill
In a wretched little flat above a store.
I can see her now, not a penny in the till,
And a bill collector beating at the door.
She'll try to teach the things I taught her,
And end up selling flowers instead.
Begging for her bread and water,
While her husband has his breakfast in bed.
In a year, or so, when she's prematurely grey,
And the blossom in her cheek has turned to chalk.
She'll come home, and lo, he'll have upped and run away
With a social-climbing heiress from New York.
Poor Eliza. How simply frightful!
How humiliating! How delightful!
How poignant it'll be on that inevitable night
When she hammers on my door in tears and rags.
Miserable and lonely, repentant and contrite.
Will I take her in or hurl her to the walls?
Give her kindness or the treatment she deserves?
Will I take her back or throw the baggage out?
But I'm a most forgiving man;
The sort who never could, ever would,
Take a position and staunchly never budge.
A most forgiving man.
But, I shall never take her back,
If she were even crawling on her knees.
Let her promise to atone;
Let her shiver, let her moan;
I'll slam the door and let the hell-cat freeze!

"Marry Freddy"-h a!

ha, now i know (a)(6)

bravo

toooooooo much has happened in these two months in notts. thou it was like ass in oct, wahhaha i guess ppl know wht i am saying. anyways, the bad stuff is, actually should be gone by now, wahahhaha, btw i cut my middle finger >.< i guess there is gonna have a scar on it for the rest of my life,  interesting term, 'rest of my life'....ummm..... ok

let me show you some 'CRAZZZYYYYY' stuff. can't stop using this term now  wahhahahahaha o and the ' diu lei ar' wahahahaha.

michael's 20 th bday on 4/10... dinner at home then head to faces.... werid nite thou, wahhahaha hope you really had a happy bday nite, wahhaha, you'd better do,

michael with his nemo's fds ^.^

the two sick BT Lo lol

hc's pic wahah

too many pimping picssss can't post all

fiona's 20th bday on 11/10 @tgi nice... the cookie tempatiom, haha GROW UP GAL!!!!

(pre) halloween party by mss @ market bar, 26/10 ... i guess

mich you are dead, wahahahha

ok my only pose for pretending to look cool

student nite/halloween @oceana --->not a real good club thou 31/10

derek's 21st bday on 2/11 my sexiest ar gor...(i have one ar gor thou, whahahaa)

hope i was there with you >.< but then i was the first who 'msg' you and said 'Happy Birthday', wahahha, but someone is just tooooo gings, wahhahaha i lost whahahahah o and remember the cake i got you, whahahaha

i wish i could get you this car, lol, but you can't drive it anyways, whahaha

jac's big day!!! 3/11 i know i know, you are still 19.....

anyways, i know you have a very happy bday ^O^v

i know we'll live happily ever after, wahahhahaha

pic of the day***

our powerpuff girls wahahaha

head/body mix & match, look how skinng i am..... wahahahha

LOOK!!!!! >_O WHO'S THE PRO?!?!?!?!?!

looking-cool pic....

look at the two YSL wahaha

the traffic light from FB!!!!!

former FBers, beatui, wahahahaha

a random funny pic, see michael's pose up there

michael's pimping pic againg

ok, it's abt time for jac's

two yings jaissss

ok i know i am ruining it,

on the way home

joyce you spy

that's the real psy group, NICE

mango mosse cake, thou it doesn't stand, wahahha nice try thou... btw i made the jelly part!!!!!!

wow, sexc pj wahahha

see wht we did to snoop bearrr --->

two hotties and one ugly>.< in our house

you guys want big eyes?!?! ok, as you wish.

small ones pls^^

Louis!!!!! wht are you doing???

house pic, nice^^v

umm.... when is the 'HC' out???

just go crazzzyyy

That's it for jac's bday, but really fun nite ^.^

jac's fd reine was in town for a CRAZZYYY weekend ^^V i think our household is starting to fall in love with her, wahahhahaa love ya reine!!!! muah****

went to ocean on fri... nice club... i think, knowing many ppl dun like it... may be i am just tooooo special :p chessy.... nice!!!!! me very likeeeee.... ummm... esp jac went crazzzyyyyyy wahahahahha.. actually... you will see

where we start....

reine, jac's fd

michael's pimping pic... again...but how can a pimp look soooo YS, wahahahaha have no idea, wahhaha

wahahahhhahahah just can't stop laughing my butt off, wahhahaha

wahahahhahahahaa omggggggggg!!!!!

omgggggg look at me!!!!! wahahahaha wht am i doing?????

then nottingham sports day on sat, polly won!!!!!!!!!! yay

polly, you are mega gings!!!!!!!!!! love ya!!!!!

that nite, jac's fd jp was here too, they had this crazzyyyy nite, when i was working , wht a nerb...>.< meeeemeeemeee....

when they go real CRAZZZZYYYY ..... can't upload much... ^_^

look michael's got elbowed, ouch *o*

that's so far the best in notts ^^V

o.. and some cute pic ^.^

bess's (my piano teacher) daughter ..... super cute ^.^

me and wing wing!!!!!! wing wing is just tooo beauti!!!!

and derek's dog chamsam!!!!! looks just like a teddy!!!!!!! i am loving it!!!!!!!!

hope this long post is not too boring ^.^ love ya allllll!!!!!

see i do UPDATE!!!!!! WHAHAHAHAHA

Wht’re you looking at? HUH!!!

hahahahaha just kidding, my love!!

hahahahahahha, trying to kill time in this f**king boring city---- London. can't believe i am sitting in the ic library, surfing through xanga, and thinking, ' may be it's abt time to update my xanga' hahahahha sooooooo damn ML 'my recent line' hahahah maybe starting from the past few hrs. lol

family left this morning, a bit upset now. sorry for making you guys down as well, my lovely sweet couple, fiona and louis. hahahahahha anyways, ahhahaha you guys are making surpisingly goood use of your time ***hahahah working in this hallward-look-alike-ic-library hahaha, while i am being sooooooooooo ML omg!!!

ahahaha

parents and ho ching was here for the past 10 days, spending some ML but upbeat time together, which i am missing it soooo much, especially when i saw the american family in the undergroud after you guys left. hahahahha that's haha quite catchy......

and now.... feeling a bit werid, in this environment...... quiet, and seems like everyone else is working hard, i have all these random thoughts... ummmm may be i should start working tooo, hahaha but wht can i do, got stucked in this evil city... when everyone is gone... i mean all my dear fdssssss...... where are you guys...... london~ not sucks, when you guys were here, hahahha come back. i miss the time, when telling car not to worry abt anything, when manges were soooooo fucking drunk, when kayee was sleeping next to me on the floor, when ken , jack and rosy were pretending to look cool, when we were all having fun in mangnes' party, hahahahahah i miss you guys

i also miss my beloved jac and michael, i know you guys are have fun driving crazy in the driving lesson in my fabulous sweet home, especially jac, someone who never use brake, lol hope you guys do miss the time when you guys are ***bullying*** me at everywhere in notts. 

and my beloved 4 flowers, haha, miss you guys loads and loads hahahahha, looking forwards to move back to my second sweet home, where nelly has tones of fruits on her desk sigh... hahahah, when i can watch oc, hahhahaha

and my dear fdsssssss in hk and states, i miss ya'll like mad, hope to see you guys sooooon , after the f**king haunted exam......... sniff, hahhahahahah love ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gotta upload some pic soon soon hahahhaha i hope** :] hehehe